Monday, May 07, 2007

New directive - five-minute plan: forget livestock, pig iron, all pig iron ...
or, er, consumer electronics.
Instead, increase studio-based cuteness production by record levels.
(By whatever means necessary.
Yes, apparatchiks, even utilise the Teletubbies trope, if need be need be.)

Projected out-turn: world domination inevitable.
Even enjoyable.

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