With apologies to "What A Friend We Have In Jesus" / "When This Lousy War Is Over", an ode to Spurs' final 2014-2015 home game this Saturday and the season ticket renewal deadline this Monday...
When this lousy season's over
No more Tottenham-ing for me,
When we get this summer started
Oh, how happy I shall be...
No more playing every Sunday,
No more dull Europa League -
I shall tell that Daniel Levy:
... Ah, who'm I kidding? "Ticket, please."